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Highlights

• Sarcastic Humor with a Splash of Truth: This clever stemless wine glass delivers a playful jab at identity politics with the absurdly ironic phrase: “I Identify as Water.” It’s a tongue-in-cheek reminder that if even water has an identity, maybe we should all just chill—literally. Perfect for those who love satire, Instagram bait with a side of attitude.
• Bold Design Meets Everyday Use: Crafted from high-quality, lead-free glass, this 16oz stemless wine glass features a “I Identify as Water” print that pops against any beverage. Whether you're sipping white wine or sparkling cider, it turns every drink into a statement—and a laugh.
• Complete Gift Set with Practical Flair Includes : Both the eye-catching wine glass and a matching stainless steel wine stopper. The stopper helps preserve your favorite wine, making this wine glass set as functional as it is funny.
• After a long day of crushing to-do lists and adulting hard, she finally gets a moment to breathe. Showered, cozy in her favorite loungewear, she sinks into the couch with her current read. A pour of her favorite red goes into that perfect glass—the one with the witty quote that still makes her smile. As she takes a slow sip, the wine warms her from the inside out, her shoulders relax, and just like that, she’s gone—lost in the story, wrapped in the quiet joy of a well-earned me time.
• Elegantly Packaged for Maximum Impact: Whether you’re gifting it to a friend, partner, coworker, lovers, boss, or yourself, this set is perfect for parties, holidays, or quiet nights in. Great for White Elephant exchanges, christmas, birthday surprises, or just because you deserve a good laugh. It’s not just a glass—it’s a conversation starter, a social media moment. Because sometimes, the best way to cope with chaos is to pour yourself a drink… and identify as water.